Unibrowitis

There's been much debate over whether or not the gentleman holding the "Get a Brain Morans" sign was me. To clear up the confusion, here is an updated picture of our beautiful family (2 out of 3 ain't bad). I have developed an unknown disorder called Unibrowitis. How do I know the name of it if it's "unknown" you ask??....I don't know. I do know that my doctor said my teeth might fall out (which they did) do to some kind of geographical somethin'er'other.

Eric Metcalf Highlights

College football season is upon us....I thought I would share this video (circa 1988) of my favorite Longhorn of all time

Meeeechigan

This picture has nothing to do with our life here. I just had to post this because Penn State hasn't beaten Michigan since 1996. Further, I'm not above using pictures of kids to prove a point (see previous photos....particularly the one with "the pointer")

Fratabulous

It's that time of year again....Rush Week.....that means riding around on your scooter without a shirt....this was too hilarious to pass up...

Mellow Mushroom

We went out for Pizza on Saturday. The Mellow Mushroom is really good for a college dive, but anyone who has been to Satchel's Pizza (Gainesville) knows there is no comparison anywhere in the world (and we've been to some good places in NYC + Philly). Of course we went to the Oaks Mall beforehand to play inside since it's 105 with 140% humidity here in August.

Exhibit A

Many of you have thought that my bloviating about the lack of supervision at "The Swamp" was contrived. I present to you "Exhibit A." This young Gainsvillian has come over to me to point out that he has been mistreated by the speedy, barefoot mini-maurader absconding over the giant turtle. My response: "I see dear child, I see."

Scare tactics

We've been trying to come up with subtle ways to discourage parents from dropping their young children at "The Swamp" play area. Nothing seems to work though, so as a last resort Alexandra and her friend Claire attempt to frighten mothers from leaving their kids behind.

Negative feedback re: Gatorbait blog

A few people from down the street showed up in our driveway today complaining about the blog. Little do they know that the Morans moved out about two years ago.

Play time at the Oaks mall

For this group the look of skepticism is understandable. These four veterans of "The Swamp" play area know that at any moment their play time could be interrupted by......."kids whose Moms drop them off while they shop at Spencer's." Be afwaid wittle childwens, be vewy afwaid.

Friday night in G-ville

Thankfully no 352's (see previous picture with dentally challenged dogs) noticed my NittanyLion logo.

Boatin' season

Our neighbor offered to take us out on his boat. Unfortunately, we couldn't fit all three of our lawn chairs.

Alexandra sandwich

If you hang out on your front lawn in neon green lawn chairs, you might be a redneck.

352 gang members

A rare glimpse of behind the scenes interaction of Alachua County's most dangerous gang meeting at a site somewhere outside of 352 territory. You can take the dog out of the 352, but you can't take the 352 out of the dog.

Blasted Elmer's

This will be a short press-conference as I'm glued to myself. .......As a Longhorn and a Nittany Lion, it is tough to take 3 National Championships in 2 years so we have to take advantage of every vulnerable moment

Sergeant Alexandra has this thug in cuffs

We went to downtown G-ville for some music.
Alexandra and I are actually groovin' to some
reggae courtesy of one of G-ville's premier
reggae bands....The Redneck Rastas

Another paparazzi victim

"If you tell me to say cheese one more time I think I'm quitting the family!"